Thursday, January 15, 2009

for the record (me being mean)

I am not against plastic surgery. I've never had any. I don't know if I will. More than anything, it doesn't fit into our budget. I don't judge or condemn anyone who has had "work." If, however, you are older than me (and we went to school together, so I should know) and your forehead doesn't move, you have not an ounce of dimply skin anywhere, and your skin has never met a crease, you have to understand I will laugh at you--at least behind your back. You're welcome.

Now, for the rest of us, let's take a minute to appreciate the wrinkly skin, fat, stretch marks, and dimples that, by golly, I earned. Those kids were not unceremoniously dropped on my doorsteps, ya' know!

That is all. You may now return to what you were doing.


Upstatemomof3 said...

No plastic surgery over here either. :)

Lucrecia said...

Appreciate might be a strong word. I'm trying to be thankful for what God gave me though.

But I'd not be sad if He dropped a few grand in my lap earmarked "put the Girls back where I intended them"

Julie said...

You should check out Just a spot where women share pics and stories of their bodies post baby.

I technically have had plastic surgery but does a breast reduction count really? Just to feel normal and not be in pain.