Thursday, May 14, 2009

Rednecks R Us Returns

In the spirit of If you Give a Mouse a Cookie and If you Give a Pig a Pancake, each child in Kyler's class was asked to write a similar book to present to his or her mother. Now, please understand that I think Kyler's creation is brilliant and adorable and very well done. That said, let's enjoy, shall we?

My can't-deny-the-redneck-genes son titled his book If you Give a Coyote a Rib. (Psst, that's Ky-ote around here and not Ky-o-tee. Very good. Now, you're almost local. . .) : )

This literary gem goes like this.

If you give a coyote a rib, he'll want some BBQ sauce to go with it. And then he'll get all sticky and want to take a bath. Then he'll go outside and he'll see your four wheel (er).
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He'll ask if he can ride it he won't even wait for an answer. He'll just get on. And he'll know how to start it.
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So he'll start it up. And fall off into the mud.
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It will remind him of the BBQ sauce.
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And chances are
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if he wants the BBQ sauce he'll want a rib to go with it.
There's just no hope, is there? : )

3 comments:

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...

I'm sorry. If it makes you feel better, at least you're not alone in your redneckness.

Rachel said...

That's too hilarious! I love it.

okierivermama said...

I totally love it!!!
Steff