Thursday, December 3, 2009

what I didn't know

In case you've been keeping up with my captivating tweets regarding my illness, I'm still sick. I can't seem to shake this horrible, awful respiratory thing I've got going on. The doctor's take is it's a "virus thing" and I'm just going to have to get over it. . .Anyway, I have managed to squander most of my paid time off this week by staying home and watching crappy tv instead of going on a long-awaited cruise. . .not that I'm bitter or anything. Just to show how much I've been missing out by going to work each and every day and not staying home glued to my tv, I wanted to let you in on an upcoming show Tyra's doing. Seriously.

If you or someone you know attempted YOUR own plastic surgery but botched it, PLEASE call the Tyra show.

I spent the first delusional day of my illness convinced I had missed something, but it came on again the next day. They are seriously looking for people who tried to perform plastic surgery on themselves. Obviously, I've been living under a rock, because I had no idea this was a serious problem. Ssssoooo, share. What types of surgery are you considering attempting?


Missy said...

Shoot, I didn't know Tyra was doing a show about that. I should contact her immediately about the lipo I did on my ears. It was tricky at first but once I realized that I could syphen the fat out of my ears using a vaccuum cleaner hose it went much better. I was worried that I overdid it, but people tell me all the time how skinny my ears look.
...I might have taken this too far.

CC said...

hahahahaha! No wonder Tyra is a hit!

Bwhahahahha! I'll have to stay home from work for that one!

Is your respiratory thing secondary to H1N1? Sorry, if I already missed it.

Berji's domain said...

how incredibly and truly bizarre! please take notes and post the highlights here :)

Rachel said...

I stinkin' hate viruses that you just have to get over! I'm on the same virus boat. Where you pay the doctor $30 to tell you to take Robitussin. Argh!

And wow - plastic surgery. I fantasize all the time about sticking a syringe right near my belly button and liposuctioning myself. So should I be on Tyra for my fantasies, or just wait till I actually attempt it?