Thoughts from an ADHD workout

I might have missed a few hundred workouts over the holidays.  Like every other chubby person out there, I jumped on the New Year's Resolution bandwagon.  My mental play by play follows.  Don't judge.  Seriously.  It's not nice.

• Let's do this.
• No, seriously, I can totally do this.  I just need to buckle down and lose those pounds.
• Oh, look, a basketball game.
• Which way are we walking today? 
• Ooh, there's people.  Let's go this way.
• Music.  I need music.
• I should come every day this week.
• Ooh, Facebook.  I have a message.
• Music.  Must have music.
• This is easy. 
• Yep, start strong.
• I might have a salad tomorrow.  This healthy stuff is easy.
• Why don't I do this more?
• Whoa.  That guy walks funny.
• 2 points!  Good job guys!
• I could never be a physical therapist!  I can't get over how funny that guy walks!
• Why are all these old people walking so slow?!?
• How long have I been walking?
• My timer must be wrong.
• I like this song!
• What is up with that guy's hip?!?
• I think I run funny.
• I could come back tomorrow.
• If I run funny, how can I be so critical of someone else's gait?
• Supper.  Hmm, I don't have a clue.
• Wow.  This is harder than I remember.
• Defense, guys!  Come on!!
• I think I know her.
• Maybe I should order a pizza.
• Nope.  That's not her.
• Where did that little old lady come from?
• Dude.  She's kicking my butt.
• I HATE this song.
• I can totally beat her.
• I'm sweating. 
• My muscles hurt.
• Crap.  Now we're walking beside each other.
• This is awkward.  It looks like we're together.
• A pizza might be good.
• Yes, I got her.  Can't beat me.
• When did I start breathing this hard?
• Tomorrow's no good.
• Pizza.  Definitely pizza.
• Where'd the hip guy go?
• Is that me I can hear breathing.
• There's where I started.
• Yeah, the day after tomorrow is no good either.
• I didn't even know I had a muscle there.
• I made it.
• Crap.  My keys are over there.
• Where's the car.
• How could I have gained weight in my legs?!?  They feel like they weigh 100 pounds each.
• Almost. . .t h e r e. . .
• My gym membership has to expire eventually. . .

Obviously, I haven't yet recovered enough to go back.  It's a mental and physical workout when you have ADHD. . . : )