observations and revelations from exercising: week 4

I have five steps going into my house. Five. I've wondered if I could fall up the first one and land in my house, but I've been to tired to try it.

Those candy bars, cheesecakes, ice cream sundaes, and assorted junk I ate to get his fat? The secret ingredient is glue. Four weeks and not a pound has left these thighs. It's enough to make you want a cheesecake.

Exercise gear is SO cute. . .if you don't need it!

Cost thus far: $140 for shoes (don't tell Kev!), $5.00 for pedometer, $20.00 for sports bras (the first one was too little, but I was too embarrassed to return it.)

Pay off thus far: slightly clearer skin. That's it. Sssooo worth it, right?